Queer English

The English language is rife with oddities and this page presents some questions that may not be worth contemplating, but are fun to look at all the same.

How To Open a Beer with a Dollar Bill

Once perfected, this trick can definitely impress your friends. It can also help you win bets like "So if I can open my beer using only your $20 bill do I get to keep it?

Another immensely useful trick.
Opening a beer with a dollar.

What book are you?

I'm Prufrock and Other Observations by T.S. Eliot!

Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.

Maybe I'll get around to reading it if I EVER finish Vanity Fair! And the seemingly endless stack of books by my bed...

You can take the quiz here.